| Year: | 1980 |
|---|---|
| Director: | Woody Allen |
| Producer: | Charles H. Joffe and Jack Rollins |
| Woody is: | Sandy Bates |
| Also starring: |
Jessica Harper: Daisy Charlotte Rampling: Dorrie Marie-Christine Barrault: Isobel Tony Roberts: Tony Sharon Stone: Pretty Girl on train Brent Spiner: Fan in Lobby |
| Written by: | Woody Allen |
| Cinematography: | Gordon Willis |
| Music: | Dick Hyman |
| Net resource: | The Internet Movie Database |
But you know, I've never been able to fall in love. I've never been able to find the perfect woman. There's always something wrong. And then I met Doris. A wonderful woman. Great personality. But for some reason, I'm just not turned on sexually by her. Don't ask me why. And then I met Rita. An animal. Nasty, mean, trouble. And I love going to bed with her. Though afterward I always wished that I was back with Doris. And then, I thought to myself, if only I could put Doris's brain in Rita's body. Wouldn't that be wonderful? And I though, Why not? What the hell, I'm a surgeon. . . So, I performed the operation and everything went perfectly. I switched their personalities and I took all the badness and put it over there. And I made Rita into a warm, wonderful, charming, sexy, sweet, giving, mature woman. And then I fell in love with Doris.
There are only two things that you can control in life: art and masturbation.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Taken from the Credits: Piano Music Arranged and Performed by Dick Hyman "Hebrew School Rag" "Just One of Those Things" "Easy to Love" Jazz Heaven Orchestra featuring: Joe Wilder Hank Jones Richie Pratt Arvell Shaw Earl Shendell SONGS "Tropical Mood Meringue" Sidney Bechet Music by Sidney Bechet Courtesy of Capitol Records Inc., Pathe Marconi, EMI "I'll See You in My Dreams" Django Reinhardt Music by Isham Jones and Gus Jones Courtesy of Capitol Records Inc., Pathe Marconi, EMI "Tickletoe" Lester Young with Count Basie and His Orchestra Music by Lester Young Courtesy of CBS Records "Three Little Words" Performed by Jazz Heaven Orchestra Music by Bert Kalmer and Harry Rubin Arranged by Kirk Nurock "Brazil" Sung by Marie Lane Music by Ary Barroso Lyrics by S.K. Russell "Palesteena" Original Dixieland Jazz Band Music by J. Russell Robinson and Con Conrad Courtesy of RCA Records "Body and Soul" Django Reinhardt Music by Edward Hyman, Robert Sour, John W. Gree, and Frank Eyton Courtesy of Capitol Records Inc., Pathe Marconi, EMI "Night on Bald Mountain" Vienna State Opera Orchestra Music by Mussorgsky Courtesy of Vanguard Records "If Dreams Come True" Chick Webb Music by I. Mills, E. Sampson and B. Goodman Courtesy of Columbia Records "Hebrew School Rag" Performed by Dick Hyman Music by Dick Hyman "Just One of Those Things" Performed by Dick Hyman Music by Cole Porter "Easy to Love" Performed by Dick Hyman Music by Cole Porter "One O'Clock Jump" Performed by Jazz Heaven Orchestra Music by Count Basie "Sugar" Music by Maceo Pinkard and Sidney Milton "Sweet Georgia Brown" Music by Ben Bernie, Kenneth Casey and Maceo Pinkard "Moonlight Serenade" Performed by Glenn Miller Music by Glenn Miller Courtesy of RCA Records "Stardust" Performed by Louis Armstrong Music by Hoagy Carmichael Lyrics by Mitchell Parish Courtesy of Columbia Records[List of music provided by Bill Paton, creator of Director's Template]