| Year: | 1992 |
|---|---|
| Director: | Woody Allen |
| Woody is: | Kleinman |
| Also starring: |
Michael Kirby: Killer Mia Farrow: Irmy John Malkovich: Clown Madonna: Marie Donald Pleasence: Doctor Lily Tomlin: Prostitute Jodie Foster: Prostitute Kathy Bates: Prostitute John Cusack: Student Jack Julie Kavner: Alma Wallace Shawn: Simon Carr |
| Written by: | Woody Allen |
| Cinematography: | Carlo DiPalma |
| Net resource: | The Internet Movie Database |
Kleinman: And I don't cringe.
Landlady: Calling your boss "His Majesty" is cringing!
And be careful. I hate for them to find you in an alley with your throat slit from ear to ear.
Don't worry about that. He mostly strangles.
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
So, when you have the sword down you throat. What happens if you get hick-ups?
I don't know enough to be incompetent.
My father used to say that we're all happy if we only knew it.
I was trying to do the honorable thing.
The honorable thing? To desert me at the altar and make love with my younger sister in the broom closet is the honorable thing?
I know exactly what I think about all this, but I can never find words to put it in. Maybe if I get a little drunk I could dance it for you.
I should be alright. Apart from the fact that I am wanted by the lynch mob, the police are after me, and there is a homicidal maniac lose and I'm unemployed. Everything else is just fine.